Well, of course, last night was glorious for the BullDawg Nation. We beat the Kentucky Wildcats; we scored 40+ points three games in a row; we are now at the even 3-3 mark in the SEC; we are breathing down South Carolina’s neck, just waiting for them to screw up twice more to take over the lead in the SEC East; and it seems that we finally have something to smile about. Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, whats wrong with this picture? Nothing, right? Uh, that would be wrong!
Last night you had a grand old time at the bachelor’s party; shot 10 tequila’s; and found what you thought was a gorgeous woman and took her home with you. Then the next morning you rolled over in bed with your red, blood shot, but unfortunately sober eyes and saw Godzilla laying next to you! (sorry ladies for the sexist comments, as I am sure that it also works in reverse, but certainly not as often). Anyway, the point is when we woke up this morning; really realized what we saw happen last night; read all the statistics in the newspaper of total yards passing and rushing and clock management; we all should have taken a collective gasp, and said “Oh shit! We play Florida next weekend, and we still have Auburn to play a couple of weeks after that!” That thing of beauty we thought we saw last night was simply smoke and mirrors caused by 4 early turnovers by Kentucky, and the keg of beer we drank watching it made it look even better. Fact is, this morning we got stuck with Godzilla.
Facts and figures do not lie, which we will go over tomorrow, after I get over this hangover@!
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By: Dawgman1973 (Gary K.) Lead-Blogger “Dawn of the Dawg”