THE SUM OF 5’S
By Editorial Staff
Well the game Saturday went pretty much as expected. Our offense came out sluggish, flat and out of sorts. Partly from the dagger in the heart we got from Florida the last weekend; partly from the realization that we have to win one of the remaining two games just to have a winning season and be eligible for a “toilet” bowl (and one of them is 9-0 #2 Auburn); and partly because we were playing the equivalent of a high school team. So, on the first possession, even though we started at our 35, we could only get a field goal. On the second possession, nada, zip, nothing, including a sack and loss of 7 yards. On the third possession, a field goal after Aaron overthrew the receiver on third down. Then on our fourth possession (2nd quarter) we got our first touchdown, but only after we recovered our own Caleb King fumble.
The team finally woke up after a couple of interceptions in the second quarter and scored a total of 35 points, going into half time with a 41-0 lead. The first string finished out the third quarter, and we emptied the bench in the fourth. When it was all said and done, Idaho State went home with their half million dollar paycheck and the Dawgs got to claim one more win (at least) this season. End of story, caput, sianara, adios muchachos.
Now let’s get to the important stuff! This game was “mystical, magical, and spooky!” The kind of stuff that puts chills down your spine, when you feel somebody’s breath on your neck in a dark room that is empty but for you! Harry Potter and Beetlejuice got nothin’ on this bitch! Hang on to your hat and check this sh!@t out:
- This was the 5th game in a row that Georgia scored over 30 points; and
- The Dawgs scored 5 times in the second quarter; and
- The Dawgs had 41 points at the half (4+1=5); and
- The Dawgs scored 55 points in the game; and
- The Dawgs had penalties of 5-50 yards in the game; and
- Winning this game gave the Dawgs a 5-5 record
(source of stats: ESPN College Football Online)
What does all this mean? Is this a message of biblical proportions? Will the world not end December of 2012 (2+0+1+2=5)? Will the Tonight Show last another year?
I will give you my take on this. It is not a coincidence that Cam Newton’s (Auburn Quarterback under NCAA investigation for possible recruiting violations) father, a pastor whose church in Newnan, Georgia was in such disrepair that the City Council had already issued a condemnation order and it was scheduled for demolition, suddenly came up with $50,000 after Cam signed with Auburn to bring the Church up to code and avoid demolition. (source: The Columbus Ledger-Enquirer Newspapers)
THE NUMBER 5 AGAIN!!!
It is a sign from the Dawg Gods! On Friday, 11-12-2010 (Month+Day: 1+1+1+2=5 ) (Year in reverse [kind of like the Beatles’ White Album played backwards]: 10/20 = 1/5), Mr. Newton will be disqualified from play for Saturday’s game. Auburn without Cam is “doggie do” (pardon the pun). Georgia will enter Auburn, Alabama and come out victorious for the “5”th consecutive year. Hallelujah, Hallelujah, praised be UGA VIII, Hallelujah!
TTFN (Tah, Tah, For Now!)
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By: Dawgman1973 (Gary K.) Lead-Blogger “Dawn of the Dawg”