PLAN C: PROJECT “FRANKLY MY DEAR, I DON’T GIVE A CAM!”

On the eve of the Georgia – Auburn game, all of the sudden, in response to questions from various sports information outlets, including ESPN, regarding Cam Newton’s eligibility to play tomorrow, Auburn is now saying “no comment!” All week long the University and Gene Chizik have been saying without a doubt the young man is eligible and will playing. Now, the day before the main event, “no comment!” Do these idiots really think they are screwing with the minds of the Georgia coaching staff? I mean granted, our coaches may not be the brightest stars in the sky, else we wouldn’t be 5-5 at this point. But give us Dawgs some frickin’ credit! We know SuperCam is going to play tomorrow, and the Dawgs, for better or for worse, for richer or poorer, have prepared accordingly. (source: ESPN College Football.Com)

If it really turns out that he does not play, and the proposition I have been espousing all week, of the “Theory of 5’s,” actually pans out, I will probably sh!@t my pants! After all, I have just been shucking and jiving, and all of you know it. That having been said, and assuming he in fact is playing, let’s take a look at Georgia’s preparation for him.

It apparently kind of slipped from a Georgia player this week, as per the Ledger-Enquirer Newspaper in Columbus, Georgia (40 minutes away from War Eagle Town), that Georgia has a “new, non-freshman,” walk-on player, who has joined the team and played the part of Cam Newton on the scout team. The report says the individual is built and moves just like ‘Tim Tebow’, and of course conveniently the player could not remember this new guy’s name. Now, is this total bull sh!@t alike what Auburn is pulling today, just to make the Tigers second guess some things that Cam does, or did Mark Richt actually decide to do something special for a really big game to help us win? Very interesting!

Here’s a thought. Tim Tebow is a professional now. Maybe Georgia paid him for a week to come work with the scout team. Wouldn’t that be hilarious and weird? Nah! Our coaching staff ain’t quite on that level to come up with something like that. Maybe Coach Richt was smart enough to call in some help from Nick Saban. After all, Saban has a large interest in Georgia winning. If Auburn loses and Alabama beats them as well, Alabama goes to Atlanta instead of Auburn. Maybe Saban sent over some support, including a player built like Cam to help out. Am I grasping at straws? Maybe, maybe not. Coach Richt, if not on the hot seat right now, at least feels luke warm. If he loses this one (which of course on paper is extremely likely) and then falls to Georgia Tech, which is never a gimme game in any scenario, that seat becomes scorching hot, in my opinion.

So, Plan A’s chance of working, that being Cam is disqualified for all the cah cah going on, or he suffered a “hang nail” in practice today, is probably slim to none, and none has left town. Plan B’s chance of working, that being Georgia pays off Cam’s daddy for Cam to take a dive, is obviously just wishful thinking, as our coaching staff is way too honest for that (ie. The 5-5 record). So, as a last resort, we shall use Plan C: Project “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a Cam!” 

Cam Newton or no Cam Newton, we are the Georgia BullDawgs! We have pretty much nothing to lose in this game and everything to gain. This in fact is going to be our bowl game, whether we end up getting a post season “toilet bowl” or not, nothing will equal our playing the BCS number 2 unbeaten team tomorrow. This is Auburn, the team we have beaten four years in a row, whether our record was good or fair. Auburn will be tight because they have so much on the line (the SEC title game and BCS standing). Finally, whether fair or not fair, there is no way all this negative publicity (whether true or not true) cannot in some way negatively affect Cam Newton’s head.   If our 3-4 defense can get real lucky and put Newton on his butt a couple of times, it might just be enough to send him over the edge.

Think about the Georgia – Auburn game with Jason Campbell (NFL quarterback) at quarterback in 2003. Campbell came into the game hot to trot; Georgia rattled his cage a few times and put him on his derriere; and he folded like a tent. Result a Georgia win. Take a look at the YouTube Video below.  Campbell is on Georgia’s 3 yard line and throws a pick six to Georgia’s Odell Thurman for a 99 yard touchdown.  Lightning can strike twice.  If the Dawgs come out loose and Murray plays like he did the first eight games; the Dawgs score first and keep the game within a touchdown in the first half; then Georgia will upset Auburn. If Auburn goes into the half up two TD’s or more, game over. It’s really that simple.

If nothing else, I got to meet the Georgia Georgettes Dance Team tonight in Columbus at Buffalo Wild Wings and got them to take a photo with me and my “DAWG ‘VETTE.” All I have to say is “Hubba, Hubba, Hubba!” and “Woof! Woof! Woof!” If Richt threw them out on the field for a couple of quarters it would be “end of game” for Auburn. Those jocks would be falling all over themselves.

Tomorrow, unless I can score some tickets between tonight and tomorrow morning some time that cost less than $250 a piece, I will be entering the “Den of Hell!” Like a man, I will be sucking it up and going over to an Auburn House to watch the game with a bunch of young War Eagles, Tigers, Plainsmen (yes, a bunch of schizophrenics) and watch all of these young squirts jumping up and down and around in their orange and blue crap, giving me hell throughout the game. But that’s Ok! Know why? It’s simple, I’m a Georgia BullDawg; I bleed Red and Black no matter what; I am a graduate of the oldest chartered university in this country; I was a member of the Dixie Redcoat Marching Band; and from all of this comes something called “PRIDE!” With that, there is nothing out there of which this can be diminished! More simply said, as per the two car flags I bought tonight from Mike off of his incredible BulldawgGraphics.Com Motor Home, “IT’S A DAWG THING, YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND!”

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By: Dawgman1973 (Gary K.) Lead-Blogger “Dawn of the Dawg”