First of all, my apologies to my readers (all two of you) for my absence the last two days. My wife injured her knee and leg and has been stuck in the bed (no I did not beat her, even though she went to Alabama). That means yours truly has been taking care of two parrots, our yorkie, and the brand new rescue dog that my wife “had to have” as of last week (a ‘Benji’ look a like), in addition to waiting on her hand and foot (stretching it just a bit!). So, the bottom line is there just has not been enough hours in the day for me to practice law, take care of my furry and feathered family, and entertain you too. But, as we used to say in the ‘60s and ‘70s, ‘SCREW’UM IF THEY CAN’T TAKE A JOKE!”
Now for your informational and entertainment pleasure, the latest on CMR’s sleight of hand magic tricks. As you know, as of Monday, Mark Richt said there would be no staff changes in an up front and loud press conference. However, as of today, in a quiet (more or less) behind the scenes switch – a -rooney he demoted the strength and training coach, Dave Van Halanger, to special administrative assistant to CMR. This of course translates to “I just don’t have it in me to fire someone who has been with me since my Florida State days and from my beginning as a BullDawg, right before Christmas. So, you can collect a check to bring my coffee and be my gofer.” (source: DogBytesOnline.com)
Guess who is now the strength and conditioning coach? It’s none other than Joe Tereshenski, Jr.! Yes, it’s one from the pure bred, pure blood Dawg Family, that is now going to be the task master of whipping these puppies, who have turned soft and whimper out with their tail between their legs in the fourth quarter, into shape. He is the same Joe, age 57, father of Joe Tereshinski III, who played quarterback in 2005, who has been on the Georgia Staff since 1982. He played for Georgia (a Center) along with his brother Wally (a tight end) on the 1976 SEC Championship team. His daddy, Joe Tereshinski, Sr. (a tight end), played for the 1942 and 1946 SEC and National Championship teams as well as a tight end for the Washington Redskins for the NFL. So, who can question the breed? (source: DogBytesOnline.com and Wikpedia.Com)
Tereshinski is known as one of the taskmasters on Georgia’s staff. The players report to him for the dreaded early morning runs when disciplinary infractions are committed. Additionally, he is expected to bring on board John Kasay, a fellow former Bulldog letterman, who was Vince Dooley’s strength coach and served the athletic department in various capacities before retiring this past summer. (source: DogBytesOnline.com)
Well, you probably thought you would never hear me say this, but “Way to go CMR, you finally are at least making an attempt to fix things!” Apparently, you don’t want it to appear on the surface that you have succumbed to the demands of the Dawg World, and are doing things in your own way, behind the scenes, to save face. Well attention Dude, we really don’t care how you do it, AS LONG AS YOU JUST DO IT!
This was a great change that should show results, but please DO NOT STOP THERE! Something has to be done about the Offensive play calling! We are sick and tired of Bobo calling for the “bomb” on 3rd and two, and calling for a run up the middle for 3rd and nine! If you don’t have the “Cuhoonahs” to let Bobo go, then you can make him an Assistant to your Assistant Van Halanger, and he can be in charge of the donuts. At least he would have a paycheck, and we would have a crack at having an offense like we had when you were doing the play calling. So, you have to add another two dollars to the already exorbitant ticket prices to pay these patsies a salary, in order to soothe your conscious? Then so be it, but for God’s sake, LETS GET ON WITH IT!
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By: Dawgman1973 (Gary K.) Lead-Blogger “Dawn of the Dawg”