5 Types of College Football Fans for True UGA Fans to Avoid
By Krisi Cooper
Nov 29, 2014; Oxford, MS, USA; Mississippi Rebels fans during the game against the Mississippi State Bulldogs at Vaught-Hemingway Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Spruce Derden-USA TODAY Sports
No. 5: The Professor
The fan who likes to teach all the other fans around him about the sport with incorrect information and stats. As funny as this can be to people around him who know the game, he is unfortunately spreading his stupidity like a disease to innocent souls who don’t know what a fool he is.
This is a problem because now those people are going to go off and spread the stupidity even further. This is basically like an airborne virus. One person gets sick and spreads it to three people who then spread it to three people and next thing you know our fan base is like that of Georgia Tech. We must contain this problem and stop it immediately.
How you will know this fan: This fan is usually a male and likes to bring girls to a game who know nothing about the sport (then they cannot argue with his stupidity). He does a lot of pointing, nodding and uses stupid facial expressions to make himself look smarter than he is.
What to do when you encounter this fan: I know it seems wrong to cock block this guy, but as I said we must contain the stupidity and stop it before it spreads. We are basically the CDC for sports. When you hear something wrong politely correct the fan and move on. The first time he is proven wrong he will likely not speak for the rest of the game.
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