If every SEC fan base had a ‘relationship status’ with their football coach

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Dec 6, 2014; Atlanta, GA, USA; Missouri Tigers head coach Gary Pinkel during the 2014 SEC Championship Game against the Alabama Crimson Tide at the Georgia Dome. Mandatory Credit: Kevin Liles-USA TODAY Sports.

Missouri – Gary Pinkel

Congratulations on your…domestic partnership, Gary Pinkel and Mizzou.

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Yes, they’re not going to break up, but they’re not going to go downtown and get that marriage license either. It’s kind of a loveless, passionless relationship, but could be the most stable bond of any in the conference.

The Tigers could win a little, and they could win a lot. The fans will cheer just as hard and love Pinkel just the same. Either way, it’s never going to be the World Series of love.

They both have their lot in life, and enjoy anything above that which they receive.

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