If every SEC fan base had a ‘relationship status’ with their football coach

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Dec 29, 2014; Houston, TX, USA; Arkansas Razorbacks head coach Bret Bielema during the game against the Texas Longhorns in the 2014 Texas Bowl at NRG Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kevin Jairaj-USA TODAY Sports

Arkansas – Bret Bielema

Much like Kentucky, the Razorbacks just spent a lot of money to keep Bielema around.

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He’s got the relationship going in the right direction, and things look promising.

But Arkansas is a fragile partner who came out of an abusive relationship with Bobby Petrino a few years back, and they’ll still be cautious before committing completely. For right now, the Hogs are content to hold hands and show a little PDA for coach Bret.

He can win these folks over, he’s just got to make sure he doesn’t do anything to create flashbacks. God forbid he ever have a midlife crisis and go out and buy a motorcycle, or this one will be over a in a big hurry.

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