Georgia Bulldog Week In Schadenfreude
By Josh Johns
Oct 3, 2015; Gainesville, FL, USA; Florida Gators quarterback Will Grier (7) calls a play against the Mississippi Rebels during the first half at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports
Do You Even Lift Bro?
Surely you have now seen the story of the day wherein starting quarterback of the undefeated and terrifying Florida Gators, Will Grier, is suspended for a year for taking PEDS. Actually, it is widely reported that he took an over the counter weight gain supplement that you could get at your local GNC.
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The appeal is in, but unlikely to be successful and Will (who by all accounts looks like a good guy) expects to miss a full calendar year of action, so not only this season but much of next as well. Honestly, the true tragedy here is that the holy bond between lifting-bro and GNC-bro seems to have been broken. Your GNC-bro is not only your ride-or-die brethren on the fury road to getting #RIPPED and having the best damn #SPRINGBREAK of your life, but they are also the only person you can trust as you pump your body full of enough awesome chemicals to become your most jacked self.
Shame on you Gainsville area GNC or generic GNC equivalent employee, may your leg days always be skipped.
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