It's a well-known fact that gators and bulldogs don't get along. That's especially true when talking about the rivalry between the Florida Gators and the Georgia Bulldogs, long-time SEC foes.
The hatred runs deep between the two neighboring states and their favorite college teams. So, what else would you expect us to do when a trend emerged, asking ChatGPT to roast different fandoms and their teams?
We, of course, ran to the site and asked the AI interface to roast the Florida Gators (and don't worry, the results are even better than we imagined).
ChatGPT hates the Gators just as much as Georgia fans do
"Florida’s been ‘back’ more times than my Amazon returns.ChatGPT
The only thing Florida’s elite at these days is moral victories and empty trophy cases.
The Gators haven’t been relevant since flip phones were cool. And even then, they were overrated.
If Georgia owns the SEC, then Florida’s renting a tiny, sad apartment in the basement."
To put it lightly, ChatGPT picked up on the fact that it has been 1,634 days since the Gators last defeated the Bulldogs in football (Nov. 7, 2020).
"Georgia’s backups would make a bowl game faster than Florida’s starters.ChatGPT
Georgia wins national titles, Florida wins the coin toss — sometimes.
At this point, Georgia-Florida isn’t a rivalry — it’s a charity event.
The Gators keep chasing Georgia, and the Dawgs are lapping them on a victory lap."
To put it into perspective. Since taking over the Georgia program, head coach Kirby Smart has led the Bulldogs to only 19 losses. He has had 20 first-round draft picks in the same amount of time. Florida head coach Billy Napier has only had 32 total draft picks and has already lost 19 games over the last three years.
After we had our fun roasting the Gators, we didn't want to stop, and we wanted to get a little more specific. So, what did we do? We asked ChatGPT to roast Napier himself.
ChatGPT came up with the best Billy Napier roasts of all time
"Billy Napier out here coaching like he’s getting paid by the mistake.ChatGPT
When Billy Napier said he had a vision for Florida, he forgot to mention it was a nightmare.
Florida football under Napier looks like someone tried to rebuild a Mustang but forgot the engine.
Billy Napier’s offensive strategy: close your eyes, hope for the best, blame the weather."
Napier took over the Florida program in 2021 and has led the Gators to a pretty disappointing 19-19 overall record. Meanwhile, Smart has led the Bulldogs to a 105-19 overall record, never losing more than five games in a single season.