If every SEC fan base had a ‘relationship status’ with their football coach

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Jan 1, 2015; Tampa, FL, USA; Auburn Tigers head coach Gus Malzahn against the Wisconsin Badgers during the second half in the 2015 Outback Bowl at Raymond James Stadium. Wisconsin Badgers defeated the Auburn Tigers 34-31 in overtime. Mandatory Credit: Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports

Auburn – Gus Malzahn

Ok seriously…is there ever a coach at Auburn who’s NOT in an open relationship?

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Things always look sunshine and roses from the outside, but inside there’s usually all sorts of seedy little things going on in the War Eagle-Coach relationship.

Malzahn is safe…as long as he keeps winning. But these Tigers remain untamed, and if things take even a slight dip, he’ll be getting the cold shoulder and the silent treatment just like Tuberville and Chizik before him.

Auburn loves the stability and comfort of being with a nerd, but they cringe when they know it’s time to show him off on a date.

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